Horror Movie Rules: Take 4

Never try to hide in your car.

"We get it already! You love this movie." 
Fine! I'll post something from another movie too.

So why should you never hide in your car?  Well, it's obvious!  You're either going to drop your keys in fear and frustration or your engine has already been tampered with.  Hey, maybe the killer has your keys, and is waiting for you to look like a moron.  Bottom line: if you're going to outrun a serial killer you best be doing it on your feet, but those might fail you too.

Horror Movie Rules: Take 3

Never say, "I'll be right back."  You're basically signing your death wish.

Scream really knew the concept of this rule.  Always come prepared whenever you're in a strange setting.  Bring lots of water, flashlights, etc. because the minute that you separate yourself from the group is the same minute that you become easy prey. If something needs to be where you are that isn't, I hate to say it, but make the guy next to you fetch it. Let him say those doomed words because at the end of the day it is every man and woman for them self.

Horror Movie Rules: Take 2

If you are a slut, you will die, that's a 100% fact!  I don't need verification you know I get these statistics from watching movies.

I'm not saying that if you do the nast you'll die, but I mean if you go out of your way to make this your living, you will die. Take it from P.J. Soles's (who has the coolest name) character in Halloween, homegirl liked to fool around and look where that got her.

Horror Movie Rules: Take 1

4 out of 5 times, the black person always dies. 

I didn't make these rules, well I made the statistic up, but it sounds logical.

Listen, I don't know why this is, I just know that it happens a lot.  A lot of the time, a person of color dies first, but there is the rare occasion when a person of color does survive (I've seen Deep Blue Sea, don't judge me).

The above pic is from Scream 2 and it is a pretty epic scene, it follows the rule I just mentioned, but it's also a really great scene, one of the best openings to a slasher film by far!